My Senior Thesis About the Pyschological Structure of the Teenage Mind

Yo Spring Break has been wicked crazy awesome. My buddies and I took a little trip down to Cancun and I gotta say, "Hell yeah, fuckin' party!" And there was alcohol everywhere and people were smokin weed and shit and I was at the beach the whole time. I was so schwasty the whole time I swear to God this whole place was so legit. I'm still a drunk but it's totally dank cuz school doesn't start til summer. Ya feel me?

We played century pong. It was 100 cups on each side with beer and shots. It's like a mystery cup, you never know what you're gonna get. I think most of my cups had Absinthe! Yeah boobies! So many boobies and bikinis and girls and they're naked and I don't even have to imagine. Most people were speaking some weird thing. I didn't understand because they were not English people and junk. I got kidnapped and brutally raped.

And some dude brought a keg! I think his name was Kerv or something starting with a L. But you know it's one of those names that sounds so badass 'cause the guy had a wicked beard that could kick your ass. But the chicks were way hot. And they wanted to do me. They TOLD ME SO. And I had sex with so many not alligators because they were wearing tube tops or nothing at all.

Then aliens came and abducted most of us. Party foul! I don't remember it though. I went swimming and there were crabs and fish and shit. They were swimming too. It's like we were making this awesome connection like kindred spirits. I love animals. I love babes more though. So hot.

In conclusion, I had the best Spring Break in the history of anything ever occurring. Anywhere. Period. I would like to apologize to Gina for the 9 month "food baby" I gave her. I would overall rate Cancun a 11/10 on an awesomeness scale for Spring Break location and partying and stuff. Also, Mr. Johnson is the best teacher who ever did live and I really hope he gives me a A for this project. That's my Senior Thesis. I hope you enjoyed it.