10 Things I Learned from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

1. It is a choice to be an Autobot or a Decepticon, so I choose to be an Autobot.

2. There can never be too many slow motion boob jiggling shots in a movie, or in a single scene.

3. Megan Fox is really hot.

4. I'm pretty sure the bad guy became a bad guy because he was given the name "The Fallen." If I was a Prime given the name "The Fallen," I'd be pissed, like Mr. Pink in Resevoir Dogs.

5. "The Fallen" must have been created in So Cal because his name has a "The" in it. Fallen makes much more sense for a name.

6. Megan Fox is really hot.

7. If a really hot girl gives you a lapdance at a frat party, she's probably too good to be true.

8. Rail guns are the coolest things ever. If one shot can take out the biggest transformer ever, why isn't this used against: Osama Bin Laden, Kim Jong Ill, & Twitter?

9. Megan Fox is really hot.

10. Despite judgement and hatred towards Michael Bay, I enjoyed the movie for the popcorn action thriller that it was.