t I am bad at it. Amidst playing with these Legos I thought that it can't be too much longer until they come out with Lego: Sexxx Edition. Lately, all children's toys seem to be made for the sole purpose of shattering innocence, so why not? The thing about Lego sex is that it would be so opposite of regular sex. With Lego Sexxx, you could insert the penis into the vagina no problem. The only difference is that Legos are FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to pull apart. If they're the same shape and everything, then you can never get them apart. Which leads us to the conclusion that a Lego penis and pussy must be two different shapes so they don't become Siamese lovers attached at the junk. If I made Lego Sexxx, I'd keep it classy. Burlesque House. Just keep a small room for "de-piecing" if you catch my plastic drift. God, I miss Legos.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Lego Sexxx
I was just thinking about Legos. I loved them as a kid and one of my most joyful days at Chapman was when some friends and I discovered a huge box full of Legos! I spent hours making weird buildings/space shuttles things. I'm very bad at Lego. I don't know quite how that's possible, but I am bad at it. Amidst playing with these Legos I thought that it can't be too much longer until they come out with Lego: Sexxx Edition. Lately, all children's toys seem to be made for the sole purpose of shattering innocence, so why not? The thing about Lego sex is that it would be so opposite of regular sex. With Lego Sexxx, you could insert the penis into the vagina no problem. The only difference is that Legos are FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to pull apart. If they're the same shape and everything, then you can never get them apart. Which leads us to the conclusion that a Lego penis and pussy must be two different shapes so they don't become Siamese lovers attached at the junk. If I made Lego Sexxx, I'd keep it classy. Burlesque House. Just keep a small room for "de-piecing" if you catch my plastic drift. God, I miss Legos.
t I am bad at it. Amidst playing with these Legos I thought that it can't be too much longer until they come out with Lego: Sexxx Edition. Lately, all children's toys seem to be made for the sole purpose of shattering innocence, so why not? The thing about Lego sex is that it would be so opposite of regular sex. With Lego Sexxx, you could insert the penis into the vagina no problem. The only difference is that Legos are FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to pull apart. If they're the same shape and everything, then you can never get them apart. Which leads us to the conclusion that a Lego penis and pussy must be two different shapes so they don't become Siamese lovers attached at the junk. If I made Lego Sexxx, I'd keep it classy. Burlesque House. Just keep a small room for "de-piecing" if you catch my plastic drift. God, I miss Legos.
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