Invisible Ink Works with Computers!

Sorry to my faithful readers. The past couple days I experimented typing with invisible ink. I assume that none of you squeezed lemon juice onto your computers, hence the reason you weren't able to read them.

A lot of tgs have been going on in my mind in the past few days. One is that I've been told that I look like Dave Grohl, Ben Stiller, and Mark Hamill. When I uploaded my picture to myheritage.com, it was informed that I looked like Oprah, Gandhi, Susan Sarandon, Lil Wayne, and Johnny Depp. Though I'm not at all arguing about looking like Johnny Depp, I can't figure out why the service thinks that Oprah and Gandhi look like each other. Oprah : Gandhi as Susan Sarandon hin: Lil Wayne. Aka I don't get it.

Another thing is my new iPhone 3G S. I love the damn thing except for a couple of reasons. One is that it was demoted to an iPod Touch out of the box because it can't be activated to work as a phone. Not only is the little device too timid to call anyone, I must speak with a heavy accent, because the voice recognition can't understand a word I say. I said "Play songs by Testament." First it played a song by Led Zeppelin, then by MIKA, then it said calling wasn't available. I've concluded that my iPhone is a foreigner and therefore not patriotic and therefore possibly a terrorist. But I'm kidding of course!