Did We Solve Global Warming?

I made the realization today that sadly the phrase "bad economy" is a very accurate answer to a lot of questions. "If you give a penny for your thoughts, why is it your two cents?" "Why are there no new video games for summer?" "Why won't girls sleep with me?" "What is rhynoplasty?" You get the idea. We all get the idea. I also realized that what I'm doing for my summer can also be summed up by the sad phrase "bad economy." I realized that this economy may be dire in it's monetary pitfall, but it seems to have miraculously cured several of the world's problems.

One of those problems solved by the bad economy was Swine Flu. Swine Flu was hyped up to be similar to the Plague or whatever shit they have in those godawful Resident Evil movies. Basically, think zombies, death, ew, etc. But as soon as the economy got worse... where the fuck did Swine Flu go?! I personally think that Swine Flu caught Swine Flu and died. End of story. But then I had to wonder what happened to Global Warming.

*ahem* Excuse me. "Global Climate Change." Since this economy took a shotgun and Cobain'd itself, I have not heard one person mention Global Warming. I think it's perhaps that we have all become so cool. Maybe it's that the girls are no longer as hot. No matter what the real solution is, in spite of unemployment and hardship, this economy somehow battled a deadly pandemic and managed save our earth from global boiling. I for one say, thanks bad economy, you sure saved our asses. The economy is apparently a person and he is a douche.