If God gives you lemons, say you're a prophet due to having interaction with God and create a religion that will make you millions. As for the lemons, I personally would squirt them in the eyes of treasonous, blasphemous non-believers until they get annoyed and join your religion. Or you could make lemonaide* if you enjoy such a tasty, crisp, and refreshing beverage.
*Lemonaide - n. - the beverage served at my family reunion in summer of '08
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