SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN - The Undead Album Will Be the Most Epic Album of Music Ever Conceived

Mr. Hayden Dingman and myself have decided to embark upon a valiant and noble quest. We, together, will write the first concept album, telling the story about zombies. The idea was first derived from myself trying to think of a good title for a song about zombies. My original ideas were "How to Kill a Zombie," "SuberFabZombBomb," and "Only Some Zombies Are Dicks." Upon hearing "Only Some Zombies Are Dicks," Dingman was truly inspired. I also suggested that with so many song ideas contributed by friends, that the creation of an entire zombie album should occur. Hayden Dingman agreed to be the co-author of... "The Undead Album."

The album will be 13 songs long of a continuous story of a boy who loves a girl. Soon after, zombies invade their town and they hide in his house. After some time, the boy realizes that he must venture out to get supplies. On his daring quest, the boy becomes bitten and is transformed into a zombie. When he returns, a manly zombie killer has "saved" the girl and the boy after joining the hoard of zombies learns that he loves his girl more than anything and he needs to fight back to win her love. This will be the chart topping record for the ages. It's epicness will be the stuff of legend.