What's on My Mind vol. 1

I've realized that when Facebook asks me what's on my mind, I make a status about it. I also realized that I have dry spells of things on my mind and sometimes I have hellacious influxes. Today is one of those super productive thought days; one in which if I posted a status for each thought on my mind, I feel like it would make me appear like a prick. So, here's what's on my mind:

- Assuming makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me." But infatuation can't be spelled without "u in fat"

- If Chuck Norris were a hipster, he'd be way too cool for all the jokes about him, but not his jolly lumberjack outfit

- I love Taylor Hawkins (drummer from Foo Fighters), but his new band is so douchey for two reasons. 1) He is the drummer and the lead singer and 2) the band is called "Taylor Hawkins and the Coattail Riders," basically saying a hearty little fuck you to his band members

- If I work at a few restaurants over the summer, would it be possible to wait on a person for each meal?

- Although Taylor Hawkins' band is pretty douchey, they sound really good so far!

- My car seems like the epitome of a transformer in disguise

- I just had a heartache flashback from eating my first KFC Double Down yesterday (Two pieces of fried chicken act as bread for a bacon and cheese sandwich)

- It is a 1 : 8,192 chance to run into a Pokémon that is colored differently than the normal color, and that seems odd compared to people naturally being so radically different from one another

- Hell Yeah Picture Lock!