The Beatles Are the Meaning of Life

And to prove it, I'm going to to my best to come up with an enlightening passage made completely of Beatles song titles. Enjoy Nirvana. (Not the band.)

HM: Her Majesty

NM: Nowhere Man/Helter Skelter

LR: Lovely Rita

In my life, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band can't buy me love. Yesterday, I've just seen a face across the universe, and I love her.

HM: "You've got to hide your love away, being for the benefit of Mr. Kite! because you never give me your money."

NM: "Hello goodbye, Her Majesty."

HM: "Nowhere man, do you want to know a secret? Think for yourself, run for your life"

NM: "You can't do that. Tell me why if I fell I will carry that weight?"

HM: "If I needed someone, for no one, I me mine."

NM: "I need you. Help!"

HM: "Wait, Helter Skelter. Get back... back in the U.S.S.R."

NM: "I should have known better. I'll be back."

HM: "Don't let me down."

I've got a feeling, there's a place... the long and winding road. With a little help from my friends, getting better. Within you, without you, she's leaving home.

NM: "Girl, you won't see me, here, there and everywhere. Baby it's you, love me do... it's only love. I want to tell you, from me to you, eight days a week... I want to hold your hand."

LR: "All you need is love," she said she said.

She came in through the bathroom window. I saw her standing there. Come together, two of us.

NM: "Any time at all, I'm happy just to dance with you, lovely Rita."

LR: "You like me too much. Tell me what you see."

NM: "Something tomorrow never knows."

LR: "Please please me."

NM: "We can work it out, a hard day's night, a day in the life."

LR: "Love you to. Ask me why?"

NM: "Things we say today?"

LR: "She loves you..."

NM: "Why don't we do it in the road?"

LR: "I'm so tired. I want you... she's so heavy, golden slumbers."

NM: "Good night."

LR: "P.S.... I love you."

The End.