The Banner for this Blog is the First Ever to Have Sex

I know what you're thinking. This banner is awesome. It is genetically engineered to be as kick-your-face amazing as it can be. This one goes to 11. One testimonial boldly claims, "Everyone will read your blog because of the banner. It ejaculates awesome." That being held in mind, this graphical amalgamation of what makes men at a party last night successfully initiated and completed a sexing.

Whilst being rather controversial and technically "impossible" the banner, Duke Vietnam (apparently has his own name), and had sex with a girl who was firmly confirmed as a 9 out of 10 in hotness. "I didn't use words. She eye fucked me until she penis fucked me," fucking screams Duke Vietnam. This girl not only was a virgin, she experienced a record 13 orgasms, and apparently won't stop calling Duke Vietnam. He reportedly is very disappointed with himself for giving his number to her. "We fucked so loud we got a domestic disturbance call and kept going while the cops busted down the door and interrogated us," annihilates Duke Vietnam.

Some people were doubtful of Duke Vietnam's ability to have sex, due to being an image file. Some people doubted his ability to "get laid" due to having a unicorn in the middle of his beautiful likeness. But let's be real. Horses are badass. A horse + a weapon = a much more badass creature. Duke Vietnam claims that before the sex was over his penis was given the nickname "Apocaplyse POW." Goddamit Duke Vietnam, I'm glad you're on our side.